Gruden:"Well, you should know, having thrown 180 interceptions!"
Jaws: "It was 164!"
Gruden: "Well none of them seemed to bother you, no wonder Vermeil got out of coaching after he was done coaching you for ten years..."
Jaws: "Oh yeah, you coaching geniuses, you are control freaks: 'oh Brett you called an audible I'm taking you out of the game'..."
Gruden: "You fumbled 39 times and lost all of 'em!"
Jaws: "[totally inaudible crap from poor Jaws]"
Gruden: "No I gotta tell you the Philadelphia Eagles will never forgive you for all the [cut to commercial]..."
Meanwhile Tirico, bouncing like a beach ball in the catfight, looks at his watch and, visibly pained, sighs, looks up and says, "kick off is next..." while the music cues in just as it does when it interrupts a Too-Long-Oscar-Speech...And we go to commercial...
Oh my I am HOWLING laughing!!! Ya think Gruden had it in for Jaws? I mean how DID he pull all these stats out of his ass at the last second...Oh my...this was worth the wait!!!
Please deposit a dollar in the basket by the door.
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