OK! Who Caught the Catfight Between Gruden and Jaws?!

OHHH EMMM GEEEE! Did you guys catch the pre-game bitch-slap fest between Gruden and Jaws?? I was dying laughing! Here's a synopsis. Pay me later.

Gruden:"Well, you should know, having thrown 180 interceptions!"
Jaws: "It was 164!"
Gruden: "Well none of them seemed to bother you, no wonder Vermeil got out of coaching after he was done coaching you for ten years..."
Jaws: "Oh yeah, you coaching geniuses, you are control freaks: 'oh Brett you called an audible I'm taking you out of the game'..."
Gruden: "You fumbled 39 times and lost all of 'em!"
Jaws: "[totally inaudible crap from poor Jaws]"
Gruden: "No I gotta tell you the Philadelphia Eagles will never forgive you for all the [cut to commercial]..." 

Meanwhile Tirico, bouncing like a beach ball in the catfight, looks at his watch and, visibly pained, sighs, looks up and says, "kick off is next..." while the music cues in just as it does when it interrupts a Too-Long-Oscar-Speech...And we go to commercial...

Oh my I am HOWLING laughing!!! Ya think Gruden had it in for Jaws? I mean how DID he pull all these stats out of his ass at the last second...Oh my...this was worth the wait!!!

Please deposit a dollar in the basket by the door.

It's the Worst Possible Time of the Year

In order for this day to not turn into a complete bust, I decided I would run out and get ahead on some errands, realizing that this cold/head/chest thing is getting progressively worse. So The Captain and I popped into Old Navy to buy a bunch of basic layering Ts and leggings, and a couple of pants for Tenille who suddenly last week, and with the worst possible timing EVER, outgrew all her clothes.